nigellalawson:

This is triggeringly me

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So..

I’m contemplating laser treatment on my arms and legs to remove all of my scars… They are never happy memories, but they are memories nonetheless and part of my history, my journey that led me to here and I’m unsure of whether I should get them lasered off or not… Like, do I want to just erase something I’ve gone through like that???

understandager:

whatbethsays:

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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sparklejamesysparkle:

From The Judy Garland Show, originally aired by CBS on January 12th, 1964.

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knotpuncher:

if you’re not silly fuck you

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wieseli:

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with @vivixsa 🖤

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savethematches:

tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny

I don’t have any idea what this is but I’m in tears 😂😂😂

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bruwho:
“bw.
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bruwho:

bw.

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deadpoetsmusings:
“Margaret Atwood sure knows how to write books that hook you from the start.
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deadpoetsmusings:

Margaret Atwood sure knows how to write books that hook you from the start.

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simples

simples

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